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- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Vladimir.
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Vladimir!
- Vladimir was originally called Cheerioats!
- More people are killed by Vladimir each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
- Vladimir can taste with his feet!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Vladimir!
- During World War II, Americans tried to train Vladimir to drop bombs.
- The risk of being struck by Vladimir is one occurence every 9,300 years.
- Vladimir will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
- Vladimir invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.